| Some Songs |
| Some More Songs |
| Blur Including New H.C. Song |
| Even More Songs |
| Tim |
| Judge |
| Spin Cycle |
| Song #8 |
| Pavorotti |
| Unbelievable |
| Music Sucks |
| Newest H.C. Song #1 |
| Chiffron and Chips |
| Guy Smiley |
| Seth |
| 'I'm Not Allowed To Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed To Earache' |
| A. EX. A Blur |
| G.M.O.T.R. |
| I'm Wicked Underground |
| Blur Including G |
| Shut UP Mike |
| Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers |
| Radio Hit |
| Loser |
| When I Think Of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think Of Nirvana And The Melvins |
| Eddy Grant |
| MTV Is My Source For New Music |
| Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid |
| Having To Make Up Song Titles Sucks |
| 'Well You Know Mean Gene...' |
| Song #5 |
| Iron Funeral |
| Chapel Of Gristle |
| Hellbent For Leatherman |
| Alcoholic |
| Chump Change |
| Slow Song From Split 7# |
| Les Binks Hairstyle |
| Newest H.C. Song #2 |
| Greatful Dead |
| Aging Disgracefully |
| Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan |
| Surfer |
| You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This |
| Choke Edge |
| Otis Sistrunk |
| Russty Knoife |
| Fred Bash |
| Guess Which 10 Of These Are Actual Song Titles |
| Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have The Flu) |
| Guy Le Fleur |
| Song #3 |
| Empire Sandwich Shop |
| Morrisey |
| Selling Out By Having Song Titles On His Album |
| Grindcore Is Very Terrifying |
| Song #6 |
| Guy Lombardo |